Things I’ve learned about Switzerland: part 1

I've been in the land of chocolate and cheese for a good five days now and I'm learning a great deal. I can finally say I know exactly what people mean when they say, 'travelling is the best education'. I can only compare travelling to being five-years-old again, you can`t even cross the street without being at a risk of being hit by a car. And what is considered good manners in your country, might not ring true in another.